February 2011
1 post
“I don’t need a man to bring fulfillment to me on Valentines day,...”
– Me
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
2 posts
jesserelley-deactivated20111212 asked: hi
November 2010
2 posts
October 2010
7 posts
3 tags
French Blends
Oh how I miss your sweet vanilla cancer in my lungs.
Thanks Obama.
wondermike asked: Happy birthday!
The big 20
Who just turned 20 and had two thumbs….
This girl!!!
September 2010
13 posts
Birthdays
As of tomorrow I will have been alive two decades… that’s so weird.
I am totally excited about my carrot cake though :D nom nom nom
Facebook exclusive adding
Apparently adding people to facebook has become exclusive for some people.
and I didn’t make the cut.
P.S. people are stupid
Epic Fail
what did you do Friday?
-puked my guts out all day, went into severe dehydration and then went to the ER at 11pm-3am.
-Got whataburger after haha
Dreading tomorrow
Nothing like going to a bridal show with your sister and helping her plan her wedding to remind you that you’re single and that your literally crazy sister isn’t.
What cool kids do on Saturday night...
Bake low fat cookies by themselves…
obviously that’s cool.
It is not difficult to deceive the first time, for the deceived possesses no antibodies; unvaccinated by suspicion, she overlooks lateness, accepts absurd excuses, permits the flimsiest patching to repair great rents in the quotidian. ~John Updike
Rage
Its been awhile since I’ve physically shaken with rage.
Thanks a lot asshole.
wondermike asked: I'm good. How've you been? I haven't seen you on tumblr lately! I was surprised to hear from you. I feel special. :)
August 2010
11 posts
Ft. Worth
Great things about my trip:
-Got to see my best friend ever!!!!!!! and finally got to meet his beautiful amazing girlfriend!!!
-Also finally met his dad, who is also amazing
-Got to eat amazing food
-Open bar with tons of liquor, need I say more
-Drank so much, my liver actually hurts
= Happy happy Natalie
Diet Foods I'm actually enjoying
Poached eggs and 35 cal a slice bread
Lite soy milk as a base for my coffee mix
Special K snack bars, my favorite is Strawberry
Fat free Cottage cheese
apples with almond butter
blueberries
tomatoes and reduced fat feta crumbled on top with italian seasoning
100cal english muffins with extra fiber and real fruit spread
Air popped popcorn
Orange juice with calcium
Spinach salad with...
Experimentation in the Kitchen
Microwave cookies
FUCKING AWFUL!!!!!!!
bleh barf gag
I’ve been wanting to do this for awhile, just because its weird. Anyways I tried it, consumed one cookie and had to smother it in fruit spread to finish it, now I regret eating so many calories that weren’t even good. That could of been a burrito… dammit
I know what I want for my birthday
Forget the culinary programs parental units, all about the Zerona
Anonymous asked: hey how have you been?
gompr asked: http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/miller_high_life_overhaul.php
That explains it.
That explains it.
Survey from FB
Answer True or False Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? yep. Q: Been arrested? Nope. Q: Do you like someone? yep. Q: Held a snake? oh yeah Q: Been suspended from school? Nope. Q: Sang karaoke? yep. Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do? weekly Q: Laughed until you started crying? yep. Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yep, VA Q: Kissed in the rain? yep. Q:...
July 2010
8 posts
WatchAdorable.
Anonymous asked: Complicated?
Anonymous asked: are you interested in anyone?
Didn't even drink last night
BUT I wake up feeling hungover… have I hit the perpetual hangover mark?
-You know you’re in college when…..you achieve perpetual hangovers.
I don’t know if I should be proud or seek intervention. Going with the proud for now.
Hoarr
I’m so drunk idk how to make the reply function work, why is the internets so hard?!?!?!?1/1
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MAGIC RAINBOW EARED OWLS… if anyone gets that reference I will marry you in vegas
Vodka
Drinking it before going to workout is a very very bad idea.
Noted for future reference.
June 2010
9 posts
wondermike asked: Please let me know where I can apply to be the spousal candidate. I have no problem cleaning, I am learning to cook, and I have faith that with a bow and arrow and enough determination I could hunt for food food to survive in the event of a nuclear apocalypse or other miscellaneous planetary natural disaster. I should make a profile on a dating site and use that as the "about me"...
Last resort
Dear Jesus,
plz send me a suitable spousal candidate so I can stop being on a dating website, K thnx bai!
Near this point in life haha
Anonymous asked: whoa whoa whoa do you have pictures of yourself in underwear anywhere else? i wanna see!